3.31.2010

9 yr. Olds Portraying Scarface: WoW. WTF.


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Umm…really?

When I was in elementary school, one of my friends had to turn down the role of Ariel in our school's production of The Little Mermaid because her mom thought the bikini top was revealing and inappropriate. That's how I got the part. Being second best and having a cool mom is a lot better than being first best and not having a cool mom. Remember that, kids.

Anyway. "You do coke and kill people." That's appropriate for a 9 year-old. And guns? Who doesn't want to play with guns at school? "Son of a B?" WoW.

I guess I'm appalled at this video. I can't decide because I'm also a bit jealous that I didn't get to play Elvira Hancock in my school play. Ariel just seems so juvenile now looking back.

"Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply." Man, I would have been fudging awesome in that role.

Thank Tosh.O for this gem.

3.26.2010

Just Plain Good


DatNewCudi.com: KiD CuDi - Soundtrack 2 My Life (Directed by Jason Goldwatch) from DatNewCudi / DP on Vimeo.

Trend Forecast: Gold, thanks Ny Mag



Leave it to Chanel’s global creative director, Peter Philips, to whip women into a beauty frenzy (remember how we all died over the Jade polish last year?). Next month the brand is coming out with yet another limited-edition makeup collection, which in all likelihood will sell out in warp speed like the others. Created for the Paris-Shanghai show that took place in Shanghai in December, the polishes ($25) and shadow ($45) stick strictly to a black-and-gold theme. Illusion D’or is a clear polish with subtle gold sparkles (looks mores intense in the bottle), while Gold Lamé has a sexy coppery feel. Unlike its sister Black Satin, Black Velvet is the polar opposite, in an inky matte black. Simply put, Ligne et Ombre de Chanel (matte black eyeliner and sparkly gold shadow) is absolutely stunning. Philips just has a knack for making women look and feel pretty.

3.24.2010

JJ's Pick of the Week: Surfer Blood "Swim"



Jordan says you should download their entire album because it's really good. She generally knows what she's talking about and I'm sure I will hear some of these songs on repeat this summer from her iPod.  She really knows what she likes and always offers to be the DJ. It doesn't suck.

We saw them at Emo's during SX and they were great. Consider this album bought.

Vajazzling? Gross. Hilarious. Impratical.

I just recently received this emailed forwarded to me from my friend from her salon in LA:
Bonjour,
                 I have very exciting news for you exclusively from Cocktail Wax, We are now applying Swarovski Crystals to your newly waxed bikini and Brazilian  area! This is a new and upcoming trend that is great for special occasions or just to surprise that special someone!  Come in to get Vajazzled and enjoy a complimentary cocktail!!
You read that right. Vajazzled. Your bikini line. Someone would pay money to get crystals, Swarovski crystals no less, for "special occasions." Gag me.  Like the "Bonjour" at the beginning really classes that up. Right. Hasn't anyone been watching CNBC? We are still in a recession and the last time I checked recession chic did not consist of pubic crystals or any crystals for that matter. I mean, come on. Disco ball crotch? No way. That just sounds uncomfortable.


I started to Google for pictures and then I thought how weird that would be. This is not that kind of site people. But, this is the kind of site that would make fun of someone who vajazzles. Gag me again. Can barely say the word without gagging.  



Thankfully Gawker came to my rescue with the below hilarious gems. Oh, and they talk about how Jennifer Love Hewitt does it [just try to not get a mental image of that] so you know it must be in. Not.

{when polling men on how they feel about vajazzling}
Said another friend—let's call him Phil: "Okay. Um, no. Wouldn't, it, um, hurt both parties while doing certain things? Okay, maybe it would be funny as a surprise one time. But all the time? It feels like a real hood rat ghetto sort of thing. Or a J Lo thing, which is maybe the same thing. Then again I am pretty anti tattoos and piercings and body mods in general. I think girls are just perfect the way they are."
(Aw.)
And Videogum editor Gabe Delahaye feels very strongly about this issue. "Gross. People who vajazzle should have their vaginas taken away," he said. "They can have them back when they are ready."

Agree. If you are just dying to see what it looks like check out the PG-13 pics here.

3.22.2010

Ode to the Fuchsia Lipstick of My Mother

I know that lately The.Well.Set has been devoid of my beloved fashion musings and I am sincerely sorry. If it's any consolation my brain has also been devoid of fashion musings because my work wardrobe generally consists of work out clothes {which doesn't suck} and the occasional suit for when I have a meeting and need to wear my big girl pants. 

Wait no longer my friends! Inspiration has struck. Writer block has passed, the SXSW fog is clearing and I am ready to write again... I give you my ode to fuchsia lipstick.

Fuchsia lipstick, you say? 
[it looks like it's spelled wrong, but it's not. trust me, I google'd it]

Yes, an entire article about fuchsia lipstick because we all know how I feel about a) lipstick b)cost per wear and c) it happens to be really hot right now (see the Who.What.Wear layout above). These are three things that are the building blocks of my fashion persona and I urge you to make them a part of your own. 
How does one get to love lipstick so much you might ask? Look no further than my fuchsia lipped mother (far right in the early 80s, on the family farm in bright lipstick with my sister, Aunt Molly, and Great Grand Pappy Afton, my namesake). From before I was born to this day that woman wears lipstick like it's her job. 

No other make up on? No problem! Lipstick is everywhere. Literally everywhere. In every car, every coat pocket, in every drawer. She stashes and stocks up on lipsticks like they are illegal. 

She doesn't just wear lipstick... She puts it on and makes this pucker face in the mirror. It's fascinated me for as long as I can remember. It's like she's pretending that she's had her lips done or something. Nothing can make her feel more done than having her lips on and I've predictably started to agree. (that's her, my sister and I on Easter Sunday '89)

They say we all become our mothers and in this instance I am glad. Nothing could be more utterly feminine or affordable than lipstick. So here's to you mother dearest for inspiring me to put on some lipstick and act like a lady.


Where to buy, you ask? What do I like, you ask? 

You ask, I deliver. I like Dior Addict High Shine Lipstick in Flamenco Red 754I like it because it goes on like chap stick and the color stays true. Buy it here.

Monday Pick Me Up

"Those are spanx!"  {more like manx}
"No, they are my super hero tights!"



This Monday in particular is eating my lunch. Literally, eating my lunch. 

Post SXSW depression is a real thing and I think I have found a small, brief but legitimate reprieve. This clip of from Jimmy Kimmel Live of the Handsome Men's Club is SO FUNNY. It is packed with stars (Tony Romo, Ted Danzin, Sting, Ben Affleck) and over and over again it makes me ask myself "How did he get these people to do this?"

There's only one answer: Kimmel must be that cool.

3.17.2010

Inspiration: Flavorwire's 10 Most Dramatic Fashion Shows


While no one is going to argue against the practicality of Old Navy (hey, even tech vests had their moment), it is clear that high fashion is often wearable (or in the case of The Devil Wears Prada — quite unwearable) art. But sometimes even these threads can get upstaged (theatrically speaking), and fashion shows become more about over-the-top production than the clothes. Case in point: Chanel’s RTW Fall 2010 show, which featured a 265-ton iceberg that was imported from Scandinavia and handcarved by 35 ice sculptors. In that spirit, after the jump we’ve rounded up some of the most outrageous runways shots we could find. Recession, what?

Alexander McQueen, Fall 2006

The late designer employed a larger-than-life hologram of his muse, Kate Moss, to start off his runway show (the piece was done by filmmaker Baillie Walsh, art-directed by McQueen). As you can see in this video, the model twirls about in a flowing dress to classical tunes, and then vanishes into the ether — quite like reality, no?

Marc Jacobs, Spring 2007

While this may simply look like a runway painted green (see: rolling hills), veer right. That isn’t just regular shellacked flooring beneath the lawn-green catwalk, but a sea of mint candies. No leads on just how many candies were used to create the effect, but Sofia Coppola certainly looks impressed.

Chanel, Fall 2008

Oversized purses, bows and double-C baubles made up just part of this kiddie-fashionista dream. The main attraction was the Chanel carousel, where the waifs were rotated round and round, joined by the equally svelte Karl Lagerfeld.

Fendi, Spring 2008

For the debut of his new line for Fendi, only one venue was splashy enough for Lagerfeld: The Great Wall of China. The over-the-top show reportedly cost a whopping $10 million to produce, and the “world’s longest catwalk” was constructed on a raised platform on a restored part of the landmark.

Pierre Cardin, Spring 2008

Not to be outdone by Kaiser Karl, Pierre Cardin and his chief designer Sergio Altieri decided to take their presentation to the desert of Mingsha Mountain, in northwest China’s Gansu Province. The juxtaposition of the sand with the white of the collection is striking.

Henrik Vibskov, Fall 2009

Man-sized rotating hamster wheels and odd-looking bowler hat/mouthpieces made this playful Scandinavian designer’s show the talk of Copenhagen Fashion Week. They also led to some rather sweaty models.

Maison Martin Margiela, Fall 2009

Inspired by The Usual Suspects, Maison Martin Margiela decided to do his menswear show criminal line-up style — in front of a two-way mirror.

Moncler Grenoble, Fall 2010

A three-story scaffold was built especially for the Moncler Grenoble show at the Chelsea Piers Waterfront Golf Club. Judging by the scary ski-masks and the fact that Bach and Puccini provided the soundtrack, we can’t imagine a fashion show getting much more dramatic than this.

Jean-Charles de Castelbajac, Spring 3001
A virtual fashion show with Lego models, a Lego set, and even a mini Lego Anna Wintour. Fabulous or rather silly? We’re not exactly we’re sure, but we we’re willing to bet it was cost effective.

3.11.2010

Women Who Drink Gain Less Weight? Christina Good Approves.

Freshman year, in a dorm called Towers, a certain group of frat boys donned a poster that showed a beautiful girl with a rocking body and the subscript, "Freshman girls, get them while they're still hot." 

Boozing turns highschool skinny bodies into lard, right? Not so says the NYTimes! Sitting down on Tuesday night (with a large glass of Cabernet Sauvignon), I checked the "most emailed" section of the NYTimes website and saw the best article in the entire world. Enjoy

Women Who Drink Gain Less Weight

Can a few drinks pile on the pounds? 
Lars Klove for The New York Times 
Can a drink a day keep the pounds away?

Dieters are often advised to stop drinking alcohol to avoid the extra calories lurking in a glass of wine or a favorite cocktail. But new research suggests that women who regularly consume moderate amounts of alcohol are less likely to gain weight than nondrinkers and are at lower risk for obesity.
The findings, reported this week in the Archives of Internal Medicine, are based on a study of 19,220 United States women aged 39 or older who, at the start of the study, fell into the “normal weight” category based on their body mass index. Researchers at Brigham and Women’s Hospital in Boston tracked the women’s drinking habits over 13 years. About 60 percent of the women were light or regular drinkers, while about 40 percent reported drinking no alcohol.

Over the course of the study, 41 percent of the women became overweight or obese. Although alcohol is packed with calories (about 150 in a six-ounce glass of wine), the nondrinkers in the study actually gained more weight over time: nine pounds, on average, compared with an average gain of about three pounds among regular moderate drinkers. The risk of becoming overweight was almost 30 percent lower for women who consumed one or two alcohol beverages a day, compared with nondrinkers.
The findings are certain to be confusing for women who continue to receive conflicting messages about the health benefits and risks of alcohol. Although moderate drinking is associated with better heart health, regular drinking also increases breast cancer risk.

The trend toward less weight gain among drinkers doesn’t appear to hold true for men. A 2003 study of British men showed that regular drinkers gained more weight than nondrinkers. Studies suggest that drinking alcohol has different effects on eating habits among men and women. Men typically add alcohol to their daily caloric intake, whereas women are more likely to substitute alcohol for food. In the Archives study, women who drank alcohol reported fewer calories from food sources, particularly carbohydrates.

In addition, there may be differences in how men and women metabolize alcohol. Metabolic studies show that after men drink alcohol, they experience little if any metabolic change. But alcohol appears to slightly speed up a woman’s metabolism.

The link between consumption of red wine and less weight gain was particularly pronounced in the Archives study. Some studies have suggested that resveratrol, a compound present in grapes and red wine, appears to inhibit the development of fat cells and to have other antiobesity properties.
The findings don’t mean women should rush to drink alcohol to lose weight. Other research shows that once a person is already overweight, her alcohol metabolism is more efficient, and so an overweight woman may gain more weight from alcohol than a lean woman. The data do, however, suggest that for many women facing weight problems, the extra calories are probably not coming from alcoholic beverages.

Welcome Braden Jarnagin (right) to The.Well.Set

Love this song!

Passion Pit is coming to Stubb's 
June 18; tickets on sale; $25; well worth it for the party they bring!

Update: Sadly, the event is already sold out... Please go to Craigslist for tickets. 

UPDATE, UPDATE: Tickets for a SECOND NIGHT (6/19) go on sale TODAY @ 10 a.m. That is now! Hurry get 'em while they last.



Buy tickets here.

3.10.2010

Jeffus' J-J-Jam: New Neon Indian "Sleep Paralysist"


New Gorillaz from Plastic Beach

The (Un)Domesticated Diva: Great Work Advice

By Jackie Hamilton, Austin, Texas

When I got out of college I was having a blast. I had that rare job that I loved, money to spend, and I was filled with the realization that if I wanted to do anything in the world, I could. No more asking my mom for anything. It was awesome. And then that ridiculous R word hit and my work life fell apart. I was told that I had a few months to find a new job. Countless hours of networking, pouring over my resume (thank you to everyone who tweaked it for me!), one job turned down (although the job was awesome, let’s be honest: my sister was paid more for her “just out of college” job in 1996), I finally landed a job with a Fortune 500 Company. 

While a lot of people would give their first born to work here, I was just happy to be employed! After the relief of not having to move back home with my parents wore off, I realized I just really don’t like my job, although my company is great. 

Apparently this is the consensus for our generation. We are so desperate to have work that we no longer care what we do. A good guy friend of mine once described this time in our life as the “Middle School of Life”. And it’s so true. We are at that awkward braces stage, where we don’t know what we want, how to get there, and are really embarrassed to have to rely on our parents. Only this time we have swapped the dreaded Mom Carpool Mini Van drop off with the equally discomforting, “Hi Mom, the most beautiful and best mom in the world, can I move back in with you?” Or better yet, “will you pleeeeease pay my rent Mommy Dear?”

On this journey of trying to find my career identity (affectionately explained by Christina Good as the quarter-life crisis), my boss has been really great about having me meet with different people throughout my company to see what career path suits me (this has been awesome- if you can, I would talk to your boss about this as well). I have had 30 minute meetings with people across the company to see which department I would best fit in (i.e. be the most profitable for them). 

In one of these meetings a couple of weeks ago, a colleague gave me a really great piece of advice. To have a folder entitled “Why I deserve a Raise”. Every time my boss sends me some sort of “Great Job!” email or I do something amazing or without him knowing, I put it in this folder. In 6 months, when I have a review, I can go to him with printed out examples of exactly why I deserve those extra pennies on my paycheck, or better yet that really fabulous promotion. 
 
So go into your Outlook, make that folder, and if you are having a bad workday, muse over the fact that you are way better than that annoying coworker in the cubicle to your left and you are going places

Oh! And the guy that gave me that piece of advice? He’s now my boss.

J.

3.09.2010

Pee-in-your-pants Funny: Here's to Herstory Month


"...Good job women, bad job high schools..."

That Hellen Kellar line kills,
despite the fact that it is seriously offensive.

3.08.2010

For All You Fashionably Aware: NYMag's Fall '10 Review

Just as the weather starts to turn a tad warmer and you gradually fill The Guide to Menhattan's mold of "Every City Girl Ever" I implore you to check out NYMag's Fall 2010 Fashion review. Despite the fact that the clothes were somewhat demure aka classic (nothing wrong with something that lasts people: it's called recession chic) the best part about the entire video is when it is acknowledged that fashion is starting to catch up to the real world. It is simply modern, more streamlined and livable. Less frou-frou (ahem, Uncle Karl). These are clothes that you can buy and wear this year and next. 

Note: Except for the Snookie poof at Vera Wang. You cannot wear that unless you are from West Texas or New Jersey {insert NY's Gov. Patterson's lisp-y SNL voice here: hilarious}. 

New MGMT, You Know You Are Excited.

I'm pretty excited about MGMT's new album that is set to release April 13th. Mostly because the last one kept me quazi-sane during my first year out of college and in the working world. "Time to Pretend" and "Kids" had the ability to transfer me from my makeshift Elfa desk back to the glorious Saturday afternoon of ACL where they truly were the show of the weekend (if you were there than you know what I am talking about). But when I read below that they are moving away from songs like those I am perplexed to say the least. Will the album be as good?  We'll just have to wait and see. In the meantime, the in between time, see what Flavorwire's Andrew Whang has to say about it and their weird infomercial...
In preparation for their highly-anticipated sophomore release Congratulations, trendsetters MGMT have released a 21-second “informercial” about what comes with the unique packaging of their new album. For just $13 you get a scratch-off cover, a custom metal coin, and a 32-page booklet of photos and lyrics. Sure, the description on the order page could have sufficed, but why settle for bullet points when you can have an ’80s-infused slideshow?
Ben Goldwasser told NME back in January that the upcoming release is less about standout singles than their debut: “We’d rather people hear the whole album as an album and see what tracks jump out rather than the ones that get played on the radio — if anything gets played on the radio! There definitely isn’t a ‘Time to Pretend’ or a ‘Kids’ on the album. We’ve been talking about ways to make sure people hear the album as an album in order and not just figure out what are the best three tracks, download those and not listen to the rest of it.”
UPDATE: Listen to some of the new tracks in their entirety here

3.04.2010

Randall M for Austin RiffRaff Musical Update

Listen to this new music first...



Then plan for this: Girl Talk to play 40 Acres Fest (free)

UT's Music and Entertainment Committee presents the annual Forty Acres Fest, happening April 10 at the Main Mall in Front of the Tower on campus. This year, the music will be provided by the incomparable Girl Talk.

The show is completely free and will feature an opening act that is yet to be determined.

Grizzly Bear- "Knife (Girl Talk Remix)"


Read more of Randall M's Magical Musical Musings Here.

Side note: April 10th is the same night as Yeasayer at the Parish and Vampire Weekend at Stubbs. Alas, the life of an Austin music enthusiast. 

Thank God We Are Not Alone in Hating The Jersey Shore Look

A Club in New Orleans Banned Jersey Shore Clothes

Republic nightclub in New Orleans has a sign on the door that reads, "If it's on Jersey Shore it's not coming through the door: No Affliction, No Ed Hardy, No Christian Audigier, No Exceptions."  

[See said douche bags at left]

A seemingly brilliant move; we commend the establishment's severe distaste of Shore-approved style. But the new policy is also kind of a tragedy, because one of the most fun things to do at nightclubs is make fun of what people are wearing. [Racked]

3.02.2010

Update Your Wardrobe for Spring: The New Gladiator Sandal


My latest fashion obsession is the new Chloe' sandals for Spring/Summer 2010 ($595, Intermix). You know what I mean by my obsession right?... Inevitably I'll be confronted with said obsession and get so excited to see it in real life that  I will buy it with my measly income and struggle to pay it off over time {see a real life example of this with these Vera Wang boots I purchased last fall here- I STILL LOVE THEM, no regrets}. Emphasis on struggle. Damn Quarterlife Crisis.
 
I digress.

The new Chloe' sandal takes the neo-classical gladiator sandal and gives it a more military/safari-ish edge. Not too edgy of course, still wearable and in muted browns and canvas' it's almost downright preppy. Hannah McGibbon really nailed it. 

Pair this lovely set of sandals with any of the much coveted florals for Spring for a look worth remembering. Important side note: make sure to show plenty of leg with these shoes, no, not like prostitute leg, but short hems are in and the proportions of these sandals with their covered up ankles will do your legs a serious disservice if you wear them with something that cuts below the knee aka the widest part of your lower legs. Herrr-o tree trunk legs.

Thankfully, there are several versions that are not attached to the over half a grand price tag. The 80%20 (so named because of our tendency to wear 20% of our clothes 80% of the time) from Intermix ($145, pre-order now) capture the look just about the same as their expensive cousins. These bad boys even have a hidden 3 1/2" heel to make your legs look like woah.  

Don't thank me. Thank the  Shoe Gods. That's right I capitalized those words out of reverence. Muahah.