3.31.2010

9 yr. Olds Portraying Scarface: WoW. WTF.


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Umm…really?

When I was in elementary school, one of my friends had to turn down the role of Ariel in our school's production of The Little Mermaid because her mom thought the bikini top was revealing and inappropriate. That's how I got the part. Being second best and having a cool mom is a lot better than being first best and not having a cool mom. Remember that, kids.

Anyway. "You do coke and kill people." That's appropriate for a 9 year-old. And guns? Who doesn't want to play with guns at school? "Son of a B?" WoW.

I guess I'm appalled at this video. I can't decide because I'm also a bit jealous that I didn't get to play Elvira Hancock in my school play. Ariel just seems so juvenile now looking back.

"Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply." Man, I would have been fudging awesome in that role.

Thank Tosh.O for this gem.

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