You read that right. Vajazzled. Your bikini line. Someone would pay money to get crystals, Swarovski crystals no less, for "special occasions." Gag me. Like the "Bonjour" at the beginning really classes that up. Right. Hasn't anyone been watching CNBC? We are still in a recession and the last time I checked recession chic did not consist of pubic crystals or any crystals for that matter. I mean, come on. Disco ball crotch? No way. That just sounds uncomfortable.Bonjour,I have very exciting news for you exclusively from Cocktail Wax, We are now applying Swarovski Crystals to your newly waxed bikini and Brazilian area! This is a new and upcoming trend that is great for special occasions or just to surprise that special someone! Come in to get Vajazzled and enjoy a complimentary cocktail!!
I started to Google for pictures and then I thought how weird that would be. This is not that kind of site people. But, this is the kind of site that would make fun of someone who vajazzles. Gag me again. Can barely say the word without gagging.
Thankfully Gawker came to my rescue with the below hilarious gems. Oh, and they talk about how Jennifer Love Hewitt does it [just try to not get a mental image of that] so you know it must be in. Not.
{when polling men on how they feel about vajazzling}
Said another friend—let's call him Phil: "Okay. Um, no. Wouldn't, it, um, hurt both parties while doing certain things? Okay, maybe it would be funny as a surprise one time. But all the time? It feels like a real hood rat ghetto sort of thing. Or a J Lo thing, which is maybe the same thing. Then again I am pretty anti tattoos and piercings and body mods in general. I think girls are just perfect the way they are."
(Aw.)
And Videogum editor Gabe Delahaye feels very strongly about this issue. "Gross. People who vajazzle should have their vaginas taken away," he said. "They can have them back when they are ready."
Agree. If you are just dying to see what it looks like check out the PG-13 pics here.
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