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Witch
Unimaginative gals

Sexy witch
Unimaginative gals looking to get laid

Dracula
Unimaginative men who hear chicks are into vampires or something

Sexy Dracula
More desperate version of above

Ghost
Unimaginative people of all genders with body image issues

Sexy ghost
Unimaginative people of all genders who are frankly kind of confused about how much skin they should be showing

Pumpkin
Babies with unimaginative and/or lazy parents

Pirate
People who are living in 2005

Ninja
People who are living in 2003

Princess
Girls who cried when the car they got for their Sweet 16 wasn’t expensive enough

Gorilla
Dudes who want to mess stuff up without being recognized

Zombie
People who want an excuse to get totally wasted and bang into stuff

Devil
People who confuse rebellion with evil

Sexy devil
People who confuse promiscuity with evil

Angel
People whose sense of irony is just beginning to develop

Sexy angel
Lapsed Catholics, deeply conflicted Christians

Cat
Girls who make purring sounds at inopportune moments

Banana
The bro whose picture appears in the (slang) dictionary next to the definition of “dealbreaker”

Fairy
Manic pixie dream girl wannabes

Werewolf
Lazy beardos