Guide to Menhattan: Seriously, Tiger!?

Dear Tiger,

Up until last week, your reputation has been spotless. Now you have fallen to the level of other mortals due to your indiscretions. Nobody is perfect, so the fact that your squeaky-clean image has been tarnished is not the issue. Cheating is to professional athletes as being a giant dbag is to John Mayer. It is (sadly) common and expected.

But the two "WTF were you thinking??" points I want to make are:

1) Have you seen your wife? Not that I condone cheating if your wife is fugly, but OMG!?!? She might be one of the hottest women ever. You cannot do better than her. I get that people cheat for a lot of reasons, but I really don't think any of the reasons could possibly measure up to the hottness of your wife. Especially the ones you picked up in Vegas. You are a fool. But, you seem to have realized that and are willing to pay up (monetarily and emotionally) to make it work. Good for you.

2) One of the skanks who has come out with allegations (and texts, voicemails and detailed accounts) is referred to as "a former contestant on Tool Academy." YOU ARE BETTER THAN THAT.

Note to all celebrities committing adultery: TRY AND CHOOSE SOMEONE WHOSE MOST NOTABLE RESUME REFERENCE IS NOT A TRASHY VH1 RELATY SHOW WITH TOOL IN THE TITLE.

So what should Tiger do now? According to Gawker, he should play some golf.

"Your job is simple. Just be Tiger Woods. That means, continue being the most robotic, uninteresting sports megastar of our time. You, sir, are a cipher. Fans and sponsors love you for it, because they can project whatever image they want upon you, and your inscrutable, uninteresting being simply swallows it up.

Golf is the most uninteresting spectator sport in the world. Golf fans are not moralists. They are people who believe that golf shirts in various shades of coral are acceptable outerwear. They are the bland upper crust of Middle America. That, and rich assholes who love to cheat on their wives. Neither of these groups of golf fans cares one bit about your marital infidelity, Tiger. Nor do your sponsors. What they do care about is being forced to think about something other than golf."

Update: Too good not to share. My mom's opinion on Tiger:

Do you find it ironic that golf is a game where integrity of not moving the ball and cheating is sooooooooooooo important?? and the fact he is such a competitor, but slutting around with cocktail waitresses...how hard are THEY to pick up? He could at least try for a nun or something if he wanted to challenge himself!!

By Rachel Upshaw, New York, New York

Read more of her hilarious insight into man-kind here on her blog the

Guide to Menhattan.

Monday Jam Time

Happy Friday: Time for Some Afternoon Delight

Decadence on a Dime: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

By Kate Thompson, Dallas, Texas

In honor of the month of sugar and spice and everything nice, I bring you my FAVORITE Paula Dean recipe. I give her full credit, because I don’t know that I would have the cajones to put this much delicious goodness in one recipe. These cookies are extremely rich and perfect at a party or just in a tin at home. And did I mention that they’re extremely easy? No baking involved, just mix, heat, and chill. So simple. Here we go!

Paula Dean’s Low Country Cookies

Filling:

1 16 oz box graham crackers

12 Tbsp (1-1/2 sticks) butter

1 cup sugar

1 egg

½ cup milk

1 cup chopped pecans

1 cup shredded coconut

Topping:

2 cups powdered sugar

1 tsp vanilla

4 Tbsp (1/2 stick butter)

3 Tbsp milk

For the Filling:

Line a 9-by-13 inch pyrex dish with graham crackers. Try to get to the graham crackers to completely cover the bottom of the dish as much as possible without breaking them up too much and without overlapping the crackers. Prepare chopped pecans, 1 cup graham cracker crumbs, and coconut. Melt butter in a medium saucepan and add sugar. Beat the egg and milk together; add to butter mixture. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat. Add the nut, graham cracker, coconut mixture. Pour over the crackers in the pan. Cover with another layer of whole graham crackers.

For the Topping:

Beat all ingredients (powdered sugar, vanilla, ½ stick butter, milk) and spread over the top layer of crackers.

Chill. Cut into small squares. Store in refrigerator until ready to serve. Can be made up to a week in advance. Enjoy!

Free Whataburger? Yes Please.

Just enter your email address and zip code here to receive a coupon for free food valid every other day until December 24th, 2009. It could be anything from a shake, to French fries, to a Whataburger®.

Ah, the Odd Couple, Courtesy of Kate Thompson who "wants a pet elephant"

Tis the Season for the Party DRESS!

1. Torn by Ronny Kobo Ari Crystals Cheetah Dress ($198)
When Christopher Decarnin sent a silver cheetah print mini-dress down his F/W 09 runway, we thought it was the cat's meow. That's why we couldn't have been more pleased when we discovered this equally party purr-fect version for a more reasonable price. The tank-style mini is so easy to wear, and the simple silhouette balances out the bold crystal animal prints making the look more easy-breezy cocktail than buttoned-up black tie. We recommend taking styling notes from Balmain's show and toughening up the flirty dress with silver-tipped buckle boots for a fashion-forward after-hours look.

2. 3.1 Phillip Lim Surplus Neckline Dress ($625)
While at first glance this sophisticated forties-inspired silhouette might not seem like the average night-out number, we'd undoubtedly reach for this 3.1 Phillip Lim frock for any sophisticated soiree. The rose gold hue is inherently glamorous and will set you stylishly apart in a sea of black, while the intricate pleating and use of burnout silk is so very luxe meets laissez-faire. Additionally, we love the party-perfect kitsch of an oversized black bow so your lovely figure won't get lost in the draping. Knowing Ashley Olsen's adoration for the vintage aesthetic, we could easily see her pairing this with dark tights and platform pumps, and maybe even a faux-fur, for evening attire that's equal parts unique, polished, and bohemian chic.

3. Alexander Wang Drapey Stretch Sequin Dress ($815)
This draped shimmering mini is truly a to-die-for dress. The sequined finish looks haute for the holidays, hitting just the right celebratory note, while the navy hue imbues it with a sense of sophistication. Additionally, the cowl neckline and asymmetrical draping add a ladylike appeal that is an intriguing contrast to the hiked-up hemline. Although this exact dress was not seen on Wang's F/W 09 runway, we'd still borrow tips from that tough-girl collection and pair this glistening mini with lace-up booties and patterned tights for an element of edginess and a fully directional, festive look. Finally, for an equally lustrous ensemble at a more wallet-friendly price, you can pick up Velvet by Graham & Spencer's Josie Sequined Dress ($209) which has a comparable neckline and slinky silhouette.

4. Elizabeth and James Penelope Dress ($365).
Here at the Who What Wear offices, we have to oppose Kermit the Frog on this one point: we think it's truly easy being green. (In fact, we seem to have a personal penchant for all verdant shades!) Yet, perhaps the reason we're always drawn to this color—particularly for the season of celebrations—is because it's excitingly unexpected and always manages to look youthful and fresh. This particular Elizabeth and James dress is a perfect pick not just because we've made such ado about the hue that echoes the jewel-toned frocks seen at Valentino's F/W 09 runway, but also because a strapless style is always holiday ready. Making this dress even more present-able is the black ribbon tie, which highlights a narrow waist and adds a flirty touch. Another great option for a smaller investment is Aqua's Strapless Satin Tube Dress ($88), which has the same green and black scheme. Whichever you choose, we'd recommend staying true to the classical feel of both dresses and pair them with a glittery heel and a Blake Lively inspired pony-braid hybrid updo for a red-carpet ready ensemble.

5. Acne Cold Shoulder Fantasy Dress ($840)
Perhaps the most whimsical of today picks is Acne's ballerina-punk silk dress, thanks to its wonderfully wild look! The bold pattern and exposed tulle resemble Louis Vuitton's edgy F/W 09 collection, which in turn brings us back to the party-hardy decade of the eighties. However, the frock prevails as of-the-moment due to its one-shoulder strap and mix of animalistic prints. We could see someone with insouciant style, like Taylor Momsen, pairing it with patterned tights and black ankle boots (and maybe even lace gloves!) for an uptown/downtown look that's spot-on for the season. However, since this price tag is something of an investment for a party frock, we also think the Strapless Tiered Dress ($238) from BCBG or the Halter Pleated Bubble Dress ($129) by bebe are both equally fun and flirty picks!—Liza Kaplan

Content courtesy of Who.What.Wear

It's Beginning to Feel a lot Like Christmas

I am more than ready for Christmas 2009. I don't know about you, but Fall 2009 has really taken a toll on me and I am more than ready for some cool weather and some much needed R&R. Sorry for the lack of posts; I've had a seriously busy last couple of weeks. Think 3 stops in my 5 day Thanksgiving vacay (Tulsa + Plano + Wichita Falls = Jealous?).

So, to brighten up your post holiday blues I've decided to give you some real gems to brighten your day in the name of Christmas, sort of:

Hot pink is not a 'slimming’ color, especially if it is cutting off circulation to the rest of your body. The blue shoes are a nice offset aren't they?. If you look closely, you can see what I hope is underwear crammed up in there. (Didn't want you to miss that)

Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, & application for adoption.

Hey look, it's your mom!

Technorati is Making Me

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Daily Dose's Music Pick: k-os

"With his fourth album, Canadian rapper k-os continues to blur genre lines, working with everyone from Saukrates to Metric’s Emily Haines.

The affirmatively titled Yes! is strong on positivity, blending hip-hop, soul, folk, and rock in the artist’s inimitable potpourri style..."

Read more and listen to their entire album here.

Yes, I know what you are thinking- there are rappers in and from Canada and I think this one is pretty decent. Thoughts?

Happy Thanksgiving, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You

...Thank you disillusionment...

I Need Some Feedback: Hot or Not?

Please leave me some comments...

Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook. Happened to The.Well.Set

Yes, the below is really from Addie's dad. Read some of her LA based movie reviews here.

Then go to MyParentsJoinedFaceBook.com, it's no FML, but it'll do for the Tuesday before Thanksgiving when you know you aren't actually working anyway.

Feed the Animals

The Animal Rescue site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals.

It takes less than a minute (about 15 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for animals for free'. This doesn't cost you a thing.

Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising.

Here's the web site, please pass it along to people you know:
http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/

New York, New York, Newww Yorrrrkkkkk

One word: O.B.S.E.S.S.E.D.

The Genuine Gentleman's View on, ahem, Running Water

Dear Genuine Gentleman, do we need to run the water while using the restroom?

Well readers this might be a funny question to some of you but it is an actual question from one of my favorite readers. Stacey Deal, from Houston, wanted to know a man’s opinion on this topic and because she herself is a water runner. (All names have been changed to protect the innocent)

The first thing I think of when the water start’s running immediately is wow, wonder how that’s gonna go!

Ok, now let’s get down to it. There was a Japanese book imported to the United States in 1993 titled Everyone Poops and guess what guys, Every Woman does. That does not mean that we need to ge

t into a discussion about the make up of the deposit but it does raise the question, “do we want to hear it?”

The answer is obviously no, but does the water trick work? Yes, yes it does, unless there is some kind of PA system broadcasting from the bathroom the water trick works. Even though we know what is going on in there we don’t need to experience all the details. Thank you, thank you, and thank you.

This wonderful maneuver has kept men everywhere debating whether or not hot girls poop and thanks to all the water runners out there we may never know the actual answer.

Keep the articles coming ladies!

It’s Southern Rock ‘n’ Roll but I Like It

By Elizabeth Roley, Austin, Texas

Noble Dog, founded only a couple years ago by Taylor Burns and Preston Wimberly, has already become a regular on the Austin music scene. Burns’ vocals, belted out with a southern drawl, make for an entertaining performance as his passion for the music shows through every lyric. Stage left, on lead guitar Wimberly’s talented strumming wows fans. The music is complimented by Mike Bernal on the drums and Aaron Hatmaker on bass, which makes for a soulful quartet. Their new album, Let’s Go Home, dropped November 5^th and you can buy it now on iTunes and for under $6 bucks, you won’t regret it.

Noble Dog’s next big gig is at Maggie Mae’s Gibson Room (upstairs) on December 4^th at 11 p.m. That’s a Friday night, so there is no excuse to miss out! It’s easy, get there at 10:30 and meet the band, then grab a beer and get ready to groove to the sounds of some down home rock and roll.

Listen to the album here: http://www.nobledogmusic.com/album.html

oh, this song brings it

You Are Going to Love These Sites

By Jennifer Sullivan, Austin, Texas

I don't know about the rest of you...but there are some days at work when the internet just doesn't have anything to offer. I have checked twitter, facebook, my usual blogs, perused the news and pandora is playing the same song for the 500th time this month. Thank goodness my 19 year old brother is looking out for me in this crazy post collegiate world....he introduced me to 2 websites this week that truly have changed my afternoons at work.

stumbleupon.com

This website is the best waste of time on the internet, in a good way. You check off a few categories that interest you, like art and humor, and you start stumbling. I have learned some great useless facts, found some new blogs and seen some crazy talented (and talentless) people strut their stuff.

fratmusic.com

If you ever miss those great late night dance parties...this is the place to go. Playlists range from 80's to classic rock to throwback rap. It's all free and a great alternative to Pandora.

Jordan's Obsession du Jour

Surprisingly, This is NOT a Dirty Picture

Baby got back...fat.
Get more of this, ahem, goodness here.

Make a Difference Today: Dish For A Dish

All you have to do is write a review on the Dishola website and they will donate a dish to Meals on Wheels for the holidays.

What better way to spread holiday cheer??

Go to www.dishola.com to spread some cheer today!

Our C3 Insider Kelly Leonard Suggests...

WHAT: Gil Mantera’s Party Dream w/ Auto Body

WHERE: Emo’s Inside

WHEN: Thursday, Nov. 19, Doors at 10p.m.

Get ready for the party of your DREAMS this Thursday night at Emo’s Inside. Opening up is The.Well.Set favorite, Auto Body—this duo is guaranteed to set the tone for the night of a lifetime. And as for Gil Mantera, here’s a sneak peek of the awesomeness:

Get your tix thru www.ticketweb.com

See y’all there!

Ah, the power of the internets

Sea of Shoes J. Aldridge's Chloe Inspired Must Have Boots

One can only aspire to such glamourosity (that's right, say it with me now, glamour-osity) as has been attained by young fashion blogger J. Aldridge (pictured at left). Her long standing style blog SeaofShoes.com has brought her a lot of fame because of her whimsical sense of style and frankly just how long it has been around the blogosphere. There are urban legends about her mother being some famous fashion magazine editor, but a few things are for sure, she is from Dallas, has impeccable taste, unlimited funds and has had unprecedented access to the fashion world.

Which now includes a line of shoes at Urban Outfitters that I must say has some pretty solid choices at recession-chic prices.

My most favorite pair are these Chloe inspired (see our l'obsession with Hannah McGibbon's debut fall RTW line here in our inaugural post) lace up wedges and at $128 with free returns and exchanges you probably can't go wrong (right).

Compared to the Chloe original pair at $695 they look just about the same at a fraction of the price (left).

The Genuine Gentleman On Brains

Attention Well Set Readers: You’re not stupid so stop acting like it.

You graduated from high school, college, and now you have a good job. Chances are if I were to see you running around on a Friday or Saturday night I will probably hear some of the most intellectually void conversations ever. I am not a mental giant myself but my god, what are you doing?

In what dating advice book does it tell you to act as if you have not one single brain cell in your head? Do me a favor, no do all

mankind a favor, and stop acting like an idiot and start acting like the intelligent, beautiful woman you are.

Brains are cool, brains are attractive, so if you have big brains then show it off!

The bigger the better, just like boobs!

If There Was One Thing That You Could Buy Right Meow This Should be It

Red Valentino

Bow Tie Tee, $195

The most fantastic tee shirt ever... RED Valentino gets in the holiday spirit with this simple white jersey tee (the jersey is nicer than your basic tee shirt knit) that looks like it’s been wrapped up like a present with an enormous bow.

Pair this with black jeans, red lipstick and embellished flats to really make an entrance at any holiday gathering

If You Are Going to Be in Austin for Thanksgiving Then You Should Go to This Show

WOXY Series Kickoff- Neon Indian w/ Tunnels @ Stubb's Jr
Friday, Nov. 27, 2009
Doors @ 9 p.m.
Tix on-sale thru stubbs.frontgatetickets.com

Get more info and RSVP on FB here.

Read Jordan Jeffus' review of Neon Indian here.

Is That a Cabbage Patch Kid or a Real Life Red Headed Step Child?

Sorry Kate, this kid-o really stole the show.

The BeeHive, Austin, TX

If you haven't been to the BeeHive yet, then you need to do yourself a favor and make a bee-line (pun intended) there.

Located off of Bee Cave Rd. & Walsh Tarletan near Randall's the BeeHive is home to some genuinely stylish picks at all price points.

Owner Claire Fields studied fashion merchandising at UT and put in time managing another boutique in Austin after college. After deciding that she was better suited to give clients what they were actually looking for (because she essentially is her demographic- young, hip and trendy) she opened the BeeHive and her inventory has been flying off the shelves ever since.

It's as if she has improved your regular boutique selection with her own blend of current trends and her unique style that is a hybrid of vintage-urban chic which is one hundred percent on par with what's fashionably relevant today.

Here are some of Claire's picks for Fall & Winter 2009:

- Power Shoulders

- Boyfriend Blazers (read the do's and don'ts of the boyfriend blazer here)

- Vest (from furry to menswear inspired)

- Lace

- Fringe

- Zippers

Above Claire shows how you can wear a gorgeous dress three different ways:

1. Beaded Vest, $38

2. Monoreno Jacket, $65

3. Corey Lynn Calter Dress, $198

Here Claire pairs two big trends of the season for one seamlessly stylish look:

4. Fringe Black Top, $38 & Love Stitch Open Front Cardigan $45

5. Shoulder Pad Sweater by Double Zero, $40

Some of the hottest jackets of the season:

6. bb dakota Military Blazer, $78

7. Audrey Boyfriends Blazer, $65

8. Pink Joy Joy Peacoat, $170

9. Pink Tunic Amanda Uprichard, $190 & Funky Fur Vest, contact store for price

10. AVK & Co. Black Zipper Shift, $48

11. Metallic Power Shoulder Sweater Dress, $40

12. The BeeHive carries all variety of tres cool jewelry to round off your look.

13. Strapless Little Black Dress, contact store for price

Lost Cat?

Earlier this week, we’ve seen clearer images of the Rodarte for Target pieces featured in Marie Claire. Teen Vogue and Glamour magazines also featured one piece each, the Lace Halter Dress ($45) in their new issue with Dakota Fanning on the cover (what a grown up!) and the Nude Lace Dress ($40), respectively.

Mark your calendars: The collection is slated to launch on December 20, 2009.

We are loving what we've seen so far! Are you?

Tonight @ La Zona Rosa, Doors @ 8 p.m., Tickets $23

Buy tickets here.

My Not So New Obsession: L.A.T.F.H.

“What are you staring at? Oh, let me guess. You probably expect me to wear a Sega Game Gear around my neck, because it has ‘color.’ Get away from me, you racist.”

Look at This F-ing Hipster is an instant favorite of mine. It documents the silly-ness that is the hipster lifestyle. I would recommend adding it to your favorites and looking at it every time you are feeling blue about growing up and getting a real job thus abandoning your cooler, yet completely unrealistic college lifestyle. Listen, I am as guilty of anyone of taking ridiculous pictures of myself in hipster garb (see mustached photo above right), BUT let's just say it's not who I am...

These pictures could be you. So. Be glad they aren't.

Check out more here.