What Not to Buy Me This Christmas: Flask Bangle

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I am the first person to tout the beauty and intrigue of the arm party. I love accessories more than the next person, but this interpretation is pretty literal. The Cynthia Rowley Flask Bangle is the "perfect gift for the party girl." Now, I don't know about you, BUT in this situation I am thinking party girl with alcohol compartment jewelry is a girl with a touch of a problem. Like this is the best gift for hot mess Lindsay Lohan? 

WhoWhatWear.com picked it as one of the objects they loved most for December. Here's what they had to say about that: 

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Cynthia Rowley Flask Bangle ($225)
As you may know, we love a unique fashion find, and this quirky bangle from Cynthia Rowley's S/S 13 collection certainly falls into that category. This chunky statement piece works overtime; not only is it a gorgeous bracelet but it's also a flask-a design detail that'll certainly claim the spotlight at your next bash.

Despite the fact that this screams alcoholics anonymous lets talk about the obvious drawbacks of this: 1) it is clearly going to be body temp, who wants vodka/whiskey/gin at 98 degrees? 2) It is probably weirdly heavy once it is full and on your wrist and not in that oh this? this is my new Hermes bangle set sort of way. 3) It looks smallish and those of you who know me know that these hands match this body aka they are meat hooks.

So, even if you have likened me to be the #partygirlwitheverything that def needs this please don't buy it for me. Thanks.