The Genuine Gentleman's View on, ahem, Running Water

Dear Genuine Gentleman, do we need to run the water while using the restroom?

Well readers this might be a funny question to some of you but it is an actual question from one of my favorite readers. Stacey Deal, from Houston, wanted to know a man’s opinion on this topic and because she herself is a water runner. (All names have been changed to protect the innocent)

The first thing I think of when the water start’s running immediately is wow, wonder how that’s gonna go!

Ok, now let’s get down to it. There was a Japanese book imported to the United States in 1993 titled Everyone Poops and guess what guys, Every Woman does. That does not mean that we need to ge

t into a discussion about the make up of the deposit but it does raise the question, “do we want to hear it?”

The answer is obviously no, but does the water trick work? Yes, yes it does, unless there is some kind of PA system broadcasting from the bathroom the water trick works. Even though we know what is going on in there we don’t need to experience all the details. Thank you, thank you, and thank you.

This wonderful maneuver has kept men everywhere debating whether or not hot girls poop and thanks to all the water runners out there we may never know the actual answer.

Keep the articles coming ladies!

It’s Southern Rock ‘n’ Roll but I Like It

By Elizabeth Roley, Austin, Texas

Noble Dog, founded only a couple years ago by Taylor Burns and Preston Wimberly, has already become a regular on the Austin music scene. Burns’ vocals, belted out with a southern drawl, make for an entertaining performance as his passion for the music shows through every lyric. Stage left, on lead guitar Wimberly’s talented strumming wows fans. The music is complimented by Mike Bernal on the drums and Aaron Hatmaker on bass, which makes for a soulful quartet. Their new album, Let’s Go Home, dropped November 5^th and you can buy it now on iTunes and for under $6 bucks, you won’t regret it.

Noble Dog’s next big gig is at Maggie Mae’s Gibson Room (upstairs) on December 4^th at 11 p.m. That’s a Friday night, so there is no excuse to miss out! It’s easy, get there at 10:30 and meet the band, then grab a beer and get ready to groove to the sounds of some down home rock and roll.

Listen to the album here: http://www.nobledogmusic.com/album.html